BRAMBLE VISITORS’ GUIDE

Bramble Light, Gas and Water. Bramble Cable and Cellular. The Bramble High School Prowlers (Go Prowlers!). Bramble’s feral cat problem. Bramble’s tourism tax (0%). Bramble’s Directors in the Dark. TGI Friday’s in the Bramble Mall. Bramble’s closed independent bookstore and coffee shop . Bramble’s warm, yellow grass. Bramble’s Saint Syncletica’s Catholic Church and Community Center. Bramble’s brief outbreak of Strangles in the horse, donkey and pony population. The Bramble bait and switch. The Bramble loophole. The Bramble flea flicker. Bramble-style barbecue sauce. The Bramble animal shelter (volunteers needed). The Bramble tobacco superstore. Bramble’s own Jeffrey Dahmer. Bramble’s own Helen Keller. Bramble’s own Idris Elba. Bramble’s warm, yellow grass. The Bramble Anti-Graffiti Coalition. The Bramble Henge. The Bramble public soundbaths. Bramble’s sacred composting ritual. Bramble’s covid rates, gonorrhea rates, obesity rates, unemployment rates, interest rates, crime rates. Bramble’s Two Week War with the Skinheads. Bramble PD. Bramble FD. Bramble EMTs. Bramble CBD. The Bramble Blizzard of ‘96, the Bramble Tornado of ‘15, the Bramble Wildfire of ‘21. Bramble’s warm, yellow grass.