BRAMBLE VISITORS’ GUIDE

Bramble Light, Gas and Water. Bramble Cable and Cellular. The Bramble Prowlers (Go Prowlers!). Bramble’s feral cat problem. Bramble’s tourism tax (0%). Bramble’s Directors in the Dark. Bramble’s Applebee’s or Chili’s or TGI Friday’s. Bramble’s closed independent bookstore and coffee shop. Bramble’s warm, yellow grass. Bramble’s Seven Elevations of the Merge church and community center. Bramble’s brief outbreak of Strangles in the horse, donkey and pony population. The Bramble bait and switch. The Bramble loophole. The Bramble flea flicker. Bramble-style barbecue sauce. The Bramble animal shelter (volunteers needed). The Bramble tobacco superstore. Bramble’s own Jeffrey Dahmer. Bramble’s own Helen Keller. Bramble’s own Idris Elba. Bramble’s warm, yellow grass. The Bramble anti-graffiti coalition. The Bramble Henge. The Bramble public soundbaths. Bramble’s sacred composting ritual. Bramble’s covid rates, gonorrhea rates, obesity rates. Bramble PD. Bramble FD. Bramble EMTs. Bramble CBD. Bramble’s Directors in the Dark. The Bramble Blizzard of ‘96, the Bramble Tornado of ‘15, the Bramble Wildfire of ‘21. Bramble’s warm, yellow grass.